if you like me you must not know who I am
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
