Michael Bay diarrhea
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We need a shit load of segways right now
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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