Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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