I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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