I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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