Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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