My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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