Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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