a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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