it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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