youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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