Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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