Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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