wrigley field is MILF paradise
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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