Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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