Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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