i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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