Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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