would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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