I'm so fucking centered right now
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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