Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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