Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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