come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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