Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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