I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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