I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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