I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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