You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize