this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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