I must be too annoying 4 u.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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