I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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