hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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