Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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