if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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