No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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