it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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