The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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