I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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