There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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