Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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