hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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