Dual....:-)
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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