I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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