have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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