Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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