He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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