I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit