Wat do u mean how?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone