My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.