she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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