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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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(207): View more from Maine

I think we should see other people.

(1-207): View more from Maine

Already working on it.

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(361): View more from Texas

Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.

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(607): View more from New York

his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.

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