please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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