We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My ATM looks so different sober.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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