I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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