me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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