I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
