I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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