i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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