What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My penis needs a shock collar
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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