that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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