Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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