so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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