Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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