Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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