Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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